humblehostsandgraciousguests asked: are you a girl or a boy

are you dumb or stupid

zach is the funniest person on this site

mikau:

i’m only one man

(via steakbaby)

it’s 2044 and my son comes home for Christmas break and tells me he’s changed his major to Weed Comics. I’ve never been more proud

I’m getting the slipknot logo tattooed on my lip

more like a mental breakdown

*sick breakdown*

you’re all worthless

dun dun dun dun dun dugga dun

dun dun dun dun dugga dun

ladydeku asked: your gf is ugly as fuck lol

nah :)

I miss melia so much pretend this is a read more

I can’t believe they didnt put online co-op into the PSN release of deadlocked I’m so mad

raw

Anonymous asked: "McGrath presumably rejects the polytheism of the Hindus, Olympians and Vikings. He does not subscribe to voodoo, or to any of thousands of mutually contradictory tribal beliefs. Is McGrath an “ideological fanatic” because he doesn’t believe in Thor’s hammer? Of course not. Why, then, does he suggest I am exactly that because I see no reason to believe in the particular God whose existence he, lacking both evidence and humility, positively asserts?"

dog if you’re really sending me quotes re: “atheists just believe in one less god” in response to what I posted yesterday then you really quite astoundingly missed the point that Dawkins is a reductive child who’s as equally as closed-minded and fanatical as the fundamentalists he thinks he’s at war with

there’s poop on the UNDERSIDE of the toilet bowl like on the outside

now you’re pooping with portals

I can’t believe they’re making me do Charlie work