shavingryansprivates replied to your post: i throw my back out way too often for a 19 year…

lift w/your legs

i literally just turned on my side

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: “Perpetual bad press magnet Charlie Sheen found…

found himself in hot water in 2005 for a message he left in 2008

don’t shoot the messenger

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: mr. president how do you plan to address the very…

i really dont like u

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: shavingryansprivates said: WHAT WERE YOU TRYING…

i wasnt trying to be rude i was just offering in case you wanted it

no i know

i was saying it was rude of me to

fuck it this is dumb 

shavingryansprivates said: WHAT WERE YOU TRYING TO SAY TO ME JUST NOW

i was saying i don’t need the help and i realize that’s a horribly rude thing to say

don’t be upset

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: losing weight is awesome i found out i actually…

i said it before ill say it again if u ever want some help or advice hmu

steve i

i’ve been doing it 

it’s happening currently

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: new monkey

youre already back #1 on my tumblr crushes i hate you

linkin park - in the end

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: shavingryansprivates replied to your post: I said…

i meant absolute zero and you know it. i had just woken up ok i was tired

ITS STILL FUNNY

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: I said in our US like there’s another United…

do you know how many times you reblog me just to make me look like a nincompoop because its a lot

the negative zero post is in my queue like twenty times

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: it’s like -300 celsius in my house right now

thats below negative zero ryan

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: i’m just gonna go get a tattoo i bet my parents…

youre almost 20 i dont think they could say anything even if they did

“my house my rules”

i mean i’m gonna do it like they can’t prevent me from doing it they have no real power they just say i have to wait until i move out which is

really dumb

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: rodneykong replied to your post: i seen you cheer…

ouch

and speaking of hilarious quarterback situations

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: feeling political today I didn’t drink my…

hes still in jail?

he hasn’t even been to trial yet

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: what tag are you guys under on omegle

olivegarden should i get back on so i can show you my penis

steve

shavingryansprivates replied to your post: What are your top 5 favorite video games?

how come jak 2 instead of 3

because i like it more